Adult Joke # 0030

A blind man and his friend were walking along with the blind man's dog, when the dog simply raised its leg and pissed on the blind man's shoe. To his friend's astonishment, the man reached over and proceeded to stroke the dog's back.

“What the hell are you patting him for?” exclaimed his friend. “The dog just pissed on you!”

“I gotta find out where his head is,” said the blind man testily, “so I can kick his ass.”