The madam of a whorehouse is doing a bang-up business, so she decides to divide her reception area in half so she’ll have another bedroom.
A carpenter puts up a wall, and then tells her, “That’ll be fifteen hundred bucks, Miss.”
She takes him by the hand, leads him into the new bedroom, takes off all of her clothes, and lies on the floor.
She says, “I don’t have any cash, so I thought you might like to take it out in trade.”
He gets down on the floor next to her, he puts his middle finger in her asshole and his thumb in her snatch and says, “All right, lady, give me my fifteen hundred bucks or I’m gonna rip out the partition.”
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