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What do you call an aardvark that keeps getting his head kicked in?

A vark.

Adult Joke # 0001

An aardvark walks into a bar, orders a pint of beer, sits down and starts to read his newspaper. The barman pulls a pint and takes it over to the aardvark, who proffers a £10 note. The barman goes back to the till, returns with a pound coin and duly gives it the aardvark, who doesn’t say a word.

The aardvark eventually downs his beer and calls for another one. The barman says to him, “You know, we don’t get many aardvarks in here.”

The aardvark replies, “At £9 a pint, I’m not fucking surprised.”