Adult Joke # 0003

Two women were sitting in the waiting room of an abortion clinic. One noticed that the other was knitting what appeared to be a little blue romper suit.

The first lady said to the knitter, “Excuse me, but don’t you think it is just a little bit tasteless to be knitting a romper suit when you are about to have an abortion?”

“Not even remotely,” the second lady replied. “It’s a body bag.”

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My girlfriend recently had an abortion.

Looking on the bright side, she also won Slimmer of the Week.

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Why can’t you fool an aborted foetus?

Because it wasn’t born yesterday.

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What do you call an abortion in Prague?

A cancelled Czech.

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Hear about the back-street abortionist whose business folded?

His ferret died.

Adult Joke # 0002

What’s the difference between a television and a pregnant girlfriend?

If you put a coat hanger inside your pregnant girlfriend you don’t get a very good reception.

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What do you call a man at an abortion clinic?

Relieved.

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Why is the Catholic Church so opposed to abortion?

Because it would mean fewer children to molest.

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What two purchased items are most likely to freak out a cashier?

A pregnancy test and a coat hanger.

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Have you heard about the Irish abortion clinic?

There’s a twelve-month waiting list.